Everyone on the Farm

everyone on the farm wants to be like me
but they can't cos I'm the only human
we got rats and cats and pigs and geese
but they all lack the faculty of reason

everyone on the farms lacks opposable thumbs
so there's so possibility of revolution
mister rooster viciously guards his harem of hens
but I fuck 'em all and he can't do nothin'

I got a mynah bird who knows how to speak
but he can only repeat what I tell him
and when it's all done and we're all gone and dead
he'll just be dead and I'll be in heaven

everyone on the farm wants to be just like me
but that simply is not a possibility
you see their life consists of shitting eating pissing and fucking
but me I eat MacDonalds and can understand TV